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2024

19

Sep

Joey King Plays the Next Gen Z Hot Chick of the Day

Joey King was at one time the nerdy looking weird girl who wasn’t really a hot chick…but she grew some tits and the industry decided that they had something to work with.

They put her into a Critically Acclaimed role, where she met her husband the director you never heard of so we assume he’s a professional handler. She got nominated for a Golden Globe….she got styled by an influential Celebrity Blogger who celebrates her daily….she’s got the tits and they’ve done a teen comedy of the late 90s with her…glasses off, hair down, tits out….so she matters.

She’s in all the hit movies…she even plays a parody of herself in one called UGLIES, where the UGLY girl levels up to become the hot chick….all by design to brainwash you into thinking she’s a hot chick….ALL thanks to tits.

Tits have a lot of influence especially when Hollywood is doing all they can to survive…

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2024

19

Sep

Sasha Pieterse Wet T-Shirt For Water of the Day

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I don’t think I’ve ever done a post on Sasha Pieterse, probably because she was fat or ugly, but she’s managed to work through it….

She was apparently on Pretty Little Liars, where other whores got famous, like Ashley Benson and Shay Mitchell…so this South African was forgotten or ignored…

She is currently a well followed entrepreneur rich person thanks to having been on a hit show…

So she’s launched her own WEED beverage….that she is promoting with a bullshit hipster shoot of a decade ago….wet white t-shirt in the shower to promote water in Southern California where there’s a water shortage…but she’s rich so she doesn’t have to experience the pain and suffering from a water shortage…she’ll just make content around the water to show off just how much access to water she has….

She’s from South Africa and clearly used to being the rich show off amongst the poor dirt eaters….but hey…SHE HAS NIPPLES…that’s SO FUCKING COOL.

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2024

19

Sep

Mystery Mom is the OnlyFans Milf of the Day

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It worked….It worked! My scheme has finally worked!!!

I created a weekly MILF article and a MILF found me in the darkness of the internet and said..”hey, I’m a MILF, check it out”….

There was a time in the 20 year life of this bullshit website that has sucked the life out of me, where girls would send in nude pics for a post, it didn’t happen often but it happened….

There was a time when dudes would send in pics of their girlfriends naked because they wanted to show off.

My first post, 20 years ago, was a request for nudes…a CALL TO THE WILD of nudes and I’ve lost sight of that primary goal of the site….

Luckily, Mystery Mom has reminded me why I do it….

Sure, she’s an OnlyFans mom, running a revenue stream with her nudes, but she still gets naked on the internet and that’s a good thing.

As much as I hate on OnlyFans, I never hate on the women who try to profit off their nudes, I am all in on that shit…..

I hate on the dudes who get sucked into the trap from the big players out there who make 70 million dollars scamming you. I am here to protect you dear socially awkward nerd who needs a father figure to guide you…

Not all OF models are scammers…so find the good ones like Mystery Mom …some are just into getting paid to get naked online, a fantasy and a good way to pay off the mortgage….

Not that I know anything about her, she could be a horrible person trying to lure you into her trap, but as far as I’m concerned, I am blinded by the photos she produces and can’t imagine something as lovely as this could have bad intentions….

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2024

19

Sep

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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As the summer comes to a terrible and mean spirited end, at least behind the ice wall of Canada….I am forced to turn to the internet to get my fix of women with tanlines, which I guess you could argue I do during the summer as well because I don’t believe in socializing and even if I did, it would probably not be with women who have tanlines from being outdoors and active, or on vacation, but rather from the chemicals they spray on themselves in the stripclub as part of their artistic vision for themsleves…

Meaning, the tanlines I would have would be expensive and annoying and not there for the authentic appreciation of my authentic appreciation of people who aren’t scared of the sun.

One of the silliest things I’ve seen happen in my life has been this fear of the sun…like a group of demonic vampires out there really want you to avoid the sun, because it probably gives you super powers….and all these idiots are buying into it.

LATHER chemicals on yourself to prevent the sun from hurting you and LATER chemicals on yourself to get the look that the sun has kissed your skin by staining it like a deck….sounds pretty genius to me.

Here are those tanlines since it’s a fetish…my fetish.

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2024

19

Sep

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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It’s safe to say, that the TITTY DROP is far more interesting that pretty much anything else going on today.

Sure, you can turn to celebrity news and see how boring and garbage celebrities are while Hollywood collapses, which in and of itself is funny.

You can get lost in instagram slut content on instagram….that’s always an ok way to waste away….

You can get in on the MEME stream and laugh at simplistic jokes like it was a 101 joke book you had as a kid….

You can get angry about politics, or Haitians eating Cats, or Trannies, or you can watch THROAT FUCKING PORN….

You can read the local news, you can stalk your exes, you can watch people living in vans, or interviewing crackwhores….

I mean, it’s the internet, so much to do…but NOTHING as good as TITTY DROPS…

SO get your TITTY DROPS while they’re hot….HERE!

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2024

18

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know if it was the LUNAR ECLIPSE that has all chicks on their periods or ovulating or some shit, but I know that when I left the house today I saw an insane amount of swollen tits…

There were dog walkers in tank tops with giant tits, girls waiting for the bush with big tits, even old ladies rocking TIT….

There was a college girl in a tube top, full glam and her giant tits hanging out! The Instagram slut has made the streets a happy place…..

Maybe I am just too stoked on tits….

Then there was some ot bodied blonde chick in a near spandex dress, rocking ass I walked up on….only to realize more big breasted possibly implant definitely not in a bra tits….

She was walking with a blind person cane, which was inspiring. I like to help the retarded….especially when they can’t identify the groper in a police line-up, besides my cat piss kidney failure unshowered scent….

But then I realized it was probably an uncover cop, a sting operation, to lure a diddler, to instigate a fondle, to fight the TOXIC MASCULINE GAZE like it was Weinstein or that FAGGOT Diddy….I’m not falling for that one you psychos…

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Heidi Klum Gives a Spin
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Florence Pugh in the Kitchen
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Diddy is Gay as Fuck
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Hannah Brooke Supports her Man
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Harley Quinn Smith See Through
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Rihanna’s Big Cleavaage
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Instagram Slut of the Day
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Rachel Bush Has Racy Instagram Pics
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Renee Bargh in a Bikini
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10 Most Dangerous Illegal Drugs
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Porcupines Save their Babies
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Kid Sucks Too Much Helium
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Dog VS Concrete
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2024

18

Sep

Faith Schroder is Naked of the Day

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Ricky Schroder is the father of Faith Schroder….

He gets a lot of hate for being a Christian from Hollywood who supports Trump. For some reason, the regime that runs Hollywood really hates Trump and Christians. It’s almost like they are evil and satanic….

That being said, you’d expect the guy to support old fashioned American family values.

Clearly, his beliefs weren’t strong enough to translate into his instagram influencer daughter’s psyche, where she has posted salacious content for attention and money, which in another era was called HARLOTRY. I don’t think HARLOTRY is a word, but I’m saying, she’d be called a whore not an INFLUENCER…

So you can see his influencer from being a Christian pushing positive American family values in the way his daughter Faith poses with her bald cunt exposed.

That’s not to say that posting or posing for nudes for attention or an out of wedlock carnal experience is anti-christ. It’s not to say her Hollywood dad raised her badly, it’s just to say that the hot girl is naked and that’s some kind of religious experience, just not the one Ricky Schroder probably pays for.

For those of you who watched Silver Spoons, or remember all the hype he got from girls you knew, it’s a nice change of pace to stare at the tits that Ricky made…you know to get our payback!

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2024

18

Sep

Julianne Hough Dancing Like a Retard While Snapping her Crotch of the Day

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Mormon Gone Wild Julianne Hough consistently dances and it’s pretty annoying to watch because dancing is retarded and what simple minded retards do or respond to.

In her defence, Ryan Seacrest’s Anal Queen has dance to thank from everything from her first fuck when she was a molested mormon dancer, to her incestuous affair with her brother, to making it in America by getting cast on a retarded dance TV show, because retards can’t get enough fucking dance they need it streaming 24/7…..so much so that the Chinese Government penetrated your minds with an addictive app based on dance…

So dancing is just what she does….and dancing to promote her book is the only thing that makes sense for her simplistic approach to marketing.

That being said….she’ll always be Ryan Seacrest’s anal anal anal queen to me..anmaa.

Keep dancing to stripper simulating sex….to MAKE DANCE GREAT AGAIN!

She posted another getting dressed video, where she’s in her underwear, with toe, a sheer enough looking shirt….that she struggles to snap in her pussy, requiring 3 friends to help, because her pussy is just that sturdy, so sturdy Seacrest wet for the ass…

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2024

18

Sep

Wet Spot Wednesday of the Day

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It’s WET SPOT WEDNESDAY….

I haven’t done a WET SPOT WEDNESDAY post in a long fucking time and that was probably by design.

As much as I love a pussy, even a WET WARM DRIPPING Pussy, despite having never met one because I operate in a way that my super power is making pussy dusty and dry….and as much as I like Panties, because panties are exciting…..

I do not love girls showing off their dirty wet panties, because when out of context, it’s pretty gross.

My first internet business, where I actually found suppliers and a girl to work with, was selling used panties to perverts.

We got shut down before we started because at the time ebay and craigslist wouldn’t allow it and there wasn’t any other marketplace or online store options…and even then, my strategy was to use GLUE STICK GLUE and canned TUNA oil to simulate the DIRTY PANTIES…because I figured dudes into dirty panties deserved to be scammed.

I wish I carried that scamming entrepreneurial spirit into this site, where I make no money and give you my sweat and arthritic words for free….

But the point is, WET SPOT WEDNESDAY is vile…and here’s the proof.

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2024

18

Sep

Rachel Bush is Possibly Nude in these Pictures of the Day

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Rachel Bush is some instagram whore who seduced some NFL player. She’s a TRUMPER and not a LIBTARD, so we can assume she’s got some brains to those tits.

It seems like her NFL husband likes dudes jerking off to her, because despite being millionaires, he still has her out there producing instagram smut.

She’s the kind of Instagram content producer that you’d expect to push her OnlyFans, you know pushing as much ass as she can before Zuckerberg’s henchmen or AI moderators get offended.

So seeing her nude is basically like watching her instagram feed unfold, but with some nipple and pussy exposed, rather than being barely covered.

Whenever I post these leaked nudes, I get emails from the bitches or their lawyers crying, calling me a sexual predator, saying that posting content that was HACKED…like I am some kind of terrible person, cyber sexual harassment, not cyber sex expert, which I am…

So I always have to say this “If they didn’t want this shit leaked, they shouldn’t have taken the pics in the first place”…there would be no leaked content if the content didn’t exist. Have some decency, you whores.

That being said, I assume I’ll get a takedown notice for these because one can’t post pics of a public figure and make jokes about their nudes because that’s toxic masculinity that gets her husband off more than her exposed pussy pics.

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